tokyo ghoul—types of ghouls
The wind sighed, the mountain rumbled, but for the life of me I could not recall the sounds of the traveler.
The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
Beifong teaching the Avatar.
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.
phil coulson thawed him with the burn of his gaze
reminder that this is a thing that actually happened
people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.