now i've got too much corn soup

The wind sighed, the mountain rumbled, but for the life of me I could not recall the sounds of the traveler.

tokyo ghoul—types of ghouls

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

verywetteen:

swerve

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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avatarparallels:

Beifong teaching the Avatar.

sexualthorientation:

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

phil coulson thawed him with the burn of his gaze

somesickcat:

reminder that this is a thing that actually happened

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /

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tony stark + blue and pink
(requested by londowney)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

viwan themes